Saturday, March 9, 2013

I love surprises!!!

So here i am, terribly afraid to open this box with my brothers laughing in the background.....But i didnt order anything and as far as i know no one is supposed to be sending me anything, i read the address and its not familiar at all. The address says  New York so either somebody in New York loves me (flashbacks of those horrible tourist tshirts from the 90s) or I pissed someone off and there is some voodo mojo in the box, a severed chicken head or pictures of myslef an unknown stalker ha decided to send me (yes i know...i watch tooooo much tv)
Anywho i beg my brothers to open the box, my big brother flat out says NO!
My little brother declares "if its something good i get to keep it!" he then opens the box.... immediately rolls his eyes sucks his teeth and walk away. I go to look in the box and see what was in it and somebody  in new york definitely loves me!!!!
*started wukking up*

I remember now, a few weeks ago Dark & Lovely had a promotion of their new product "AU NATURALE" at select Walgreens stores to help encourage Naturals to try their products. When the day arrived it was total chaos, i was among the dissapointed naturals who woke up early that saturday and went out or prepared to go out in droves to support the venture. But lord let me tell you , i dont know what agreements were made but that whole mess reminded me of girls who say they are in relationships with dudes but when you ask the dude about the girl they ask you "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" Well thats what Walgreens told most of us who decided to troop it out in the rain storm or call on the phone to confirm the promotion, they denied having any relations with the promotion like they were on maury denying a kid.

So of course Dark & Lovely's facebook page faced many naturals kinky wrath and curl less disappointment and confusion, to their credit they responded speedily and graciously and tried to amend the situation by directing us to a page that had coupons for the product. Unfortunately for some of us(me) the page didnt work and that was reported also. So i decided to be a little bit bolder and inbox the company with my mailing address and a statement of my dedication to the company, they never replied to that and i totally forgot about it UNTIL I OPENED THE BOX!!!!

  • Curl Defining Creme  Glaze
  • 10-IN-1 Styles Gelee
  • Sheen Sealing Nectar
  • Coil Moisturizing Souflee`
  • Hydrating Soak Shampoo
  • Knot-Out Conditioner
I will definitely review this full product line (so far i have tried two products AND LOVE THEM)

Monday, March 4, 2013

I'm a crappy blogger.....but oh well..its not like i get paid for this!!

Its been two whole years since i have written anything at all on my stagnation but since then i have lived a about a dozen different lives..
had numerous hobbies and adventures some good....others not so good...and some sooooo awesome that i bawled!!!

I've jumped on a few bandwagons then promptly fell off, exercising being one of them...after my jump rope assaulted me!!

Faced down a pair of jeans in mortal combat that i owned had before my daughter was born AND I WON...or so i thought until i ate..i not only had to unbuckle..but unpin and unzip also

Had my "kiss in a rainstorm notebook moment" and lived to tell about it...take that!..girl who kissed ryan gosling in the movie (wait..that scene happened in that movie right...or was it another..anywho I HAD IT)

AND...AND ...AND.....i tried a wig for the 1st time (outside of my usual holloween exploits) AND...AND...AND...actually wore it outside!!!....i made it myself *big girl voice* got a million pin pricks.....i am now doing my jedi mind training to try WEAVES!!...

Murdered about 3 laptops....was messy...brutal...lost lots of pics (i'm afraid for the one i now own..they just die..they all die)

 Expressed a million opinions on other people's blogs/facebook/youtube pages etc while neglecting my own back yard....imagine that!!!

I have decided to return to my space ...BUT(there always is a but...why are you surprised!!)for how long and how frequent i cannot say, I MAKE NO PROMISES....but for now..i'm here...i'm back...ENJOY IT!!(me)

I would post an appropriate picture...but they are trapped in the last laptop i mortally wounded!!